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Notes on Weddings

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce
Groucho Marx

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'

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With her wedding she got a new name and a dress

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.