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How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?

Blonde, Redneck, Adult, Sex
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?

A: If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the
same time and still know which one to spit out.

Bill Clinton and the DC Prostitutes

Political, Clinton, Prostitutes, Adult, Sex
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were
asked if they would ever sleep with President
Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'

Filling her tank again...

marriage, children, son, cheating, sex, adult
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"

His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."

Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a ...(read more)

The Pharmacist selling condoms

pharmacist, sex, adult, marriage, cheating
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms ...(read more)

A Soft Heart and a Hard Elbow

sex, adult
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. The ...(read more)

What's the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?

blonde, blowjobs, sex, adult
Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?

A: The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

The Unprofessional Doctor

sex, adult, doctor, patient
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.

The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disro ...(read more)

Ultimate Rejection

sex, masturbation
Q: What is the definition of ultimate rejection?

A: Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.


What's the Arkansas state motto?

sex, adult, redneck
What's the Arkansas state motto?

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.