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Woman Poem vs Man Poem

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WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll ...(read more)

Notes on Marriage

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Ronnie Corbett:
Do you think marriage is a lottery?

Ronnie Barker:
No. With a lottery you d ...(read more)

Notes on Weddings

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce
Groucho Marx

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns

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At a cocktail party, one woman said ...(read more)

Friendship, Men vs. Women

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Friendship Among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. Not one of ...(read more)

Keeping Your Refrigerator Stocked Will Get You Lots of Women

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