Marriage Jokes
The Police Officer and the Husband
police, marriage, driving, husband, wifeA man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Mary ...(read more)
Filling her tank again...
marriage, children, son, cheating, sex, adultLittle Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a ...(read more)
The Pharmacist selling condoms
pharmacist, sex, adult, marriage, cheatingA man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms ...(read more)
Pulled over with a helpful wife
drinking, driving, marriage, policeA state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the trooper said.
...(read more)
Notes on Marriage
marriage, manvswoman, women, menWhen a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Ronnie Corbett:
Do you think marriage is a lottery?
Ronnie Barker:
No. With a lottery you d ...(read more)



