Driving Jokes
The Police Officer and the Husband
police, marriage, driving, husband, wifeA man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Mary ...(read more)
The Rabbi, the Son, and the Family Car
car, driving, son, father, children, rabbi, religionA young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. His father took him into his study and said, "I'll make a deal wi ...(read more)
Pulled over with a helpful wife
drinking, driving, marriage, policeA state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.
"Not according to my radar," the trooper said.
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A blonde caught speeding
blonde, police, drivingA blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.
The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."
The ...(read more)
A blonde cop and a blonde driver
blonde, police, drivingA blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."
The ...(read more)



