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A Man Actually Remembers His Wedding Anniversary

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of cof ...(read more)

The Generous Lawyer

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A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contr ...(read more)

Redneck sees first elevator

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A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. T ...(read more)

Blonde paint job

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if ...(read more)

Friendship, Men vs. Women

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Friendship Among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. Not one of ...(read more)

Notes on Weddings

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce
Groucho Marx

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns

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At a cocktail party, one woman said ...(read more)

Notes on Marriage

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Ronnie Corbett:
Do you think marriage is a lottery?

Ronnie Barker:
No. With a lottery you d ...(read more)

A Blonde and a Ventriloquist

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in ...(read more)

A Blonde at a Coke Machine

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This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink.

She keeps put ...(read more)

First Class Blonde

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A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs ...(read more)